The world defs knows that HIPSTERS are not so great. I mean, they are prettttyy OBSCURE or so they say. BUT. This depends on the type of hipster, the main 2 groups of hipsterdom are REAL hipsters and posers. The way to distinguish between them is the HIPSTER DOUBLE NEGATIVE. In my first post I will describe the HIPSTER DOUBLE NEGATIVE.
HIPSTER DOUBLE NEGATIVE
1) REAL HIPSTERS claim not to be hipsters. This, in turn, makes them even more hipstery hipsters, simply by stating they are not.*
2) POSER HIPSTERS in fact DO claim to be hipsters, making them super un-hipsters. This is the hipster double negative.
*in some cases, poser hipsters will claim not to be hipsters simply for the purpose of being a hipster. This is the circumstance where the hipster double negative is null and void. Because, sir, that is JANK.
The hipster double negative is often the quickest way to to determine a real hipster from a poser but remember, it is not always accurate. A poser hipster will say they aren't a hipster so you will think they are a hipster but a real hipster will NEVER SAY THEY ARE A HIPSTER. And thats whats up.
~LADEE DAA thanks for reading :}
-This Lady, Clarbini
